Earlier this month, the Irish Cancer Society began pushing for new legislation that would ban fair skinned people from using tanning beds because, "if they don't tan under the sun, they wouldn't with a bed or lamp". To further support their oh-so-scientific reasoning in favor of such a ban, the group's Health Promotion officer went on to say that "75 percent of Irish people fall into two types of skin categories".
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And the two categories are - pale and paler still. |
Of course, these so called "reasons" have little to do with the alleged dangers associated with sunless tanning. In their own words, what it really comes down to is that they "don't want anyone using sunbeds". Stop and think about that for a moment. According to the Irish Cancer Society, 3/4 of the nearly 5 million people living in Ireland are either fair or fairer skinned and should be banned from being any shade darker than a white sheet of 8.5 x 11 printer paper. So much for Phil Lynott.
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Statue of Irish rock guitarist, Phil Lynott, at Bruxelles on Harry Street, Dublin. |
Furthermore, if the Irish Cancer Society does indeed believe that fair skinned people don't get a tan from the sun, tanning bed, or lamp, then why seek to pass a law banning fair skinned people from getting a tan from a tanning bed?! It also seems laughable that the ban is focused on keeping pale people from tanning, but not those who are already tan, (i.e. the ones that tan frequently in the first place). That's like advocating a law to ban non-smokers from smoking. And is tanning really such a crime? By their line of reasoning, it's a wonder that any fair-skinned Irish people have survived a day of being outside on a sunny day. So much for that part of the old Irish blessing, "may the sun shine warm upon your face".
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